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April 27, 2006
Boob Fetish takes a new turn
Now did I not say that I would have a good story for today? Well last night really threw me for a loop and I thought I knew everything!
A guy comes up to me, wanting to party and said he would pay me double if I did what he wanted. I of course thought maybe it was something he had trouble with women and/or prostitutes doing and maybe was something I wouldn't even do!
He said it wasn't anything "bad", just different, he had a
boob fetish of a different kind and if I would just do it, he would pay me very well. I questioned him as to what it was, and all he could do was to show me a tube of lipstick and said that was all it entailed.
I didn't see how a tube of lipstick could hurt me so I agreed. We went back to my room and he had me undress, he shuddered and started shaking, he said that my
boobswere the finest he has seen in a long time and he loved my large nipples. He asked me to go into the bathroom with the tube of lipstick and to color my nipples in with the lipstick. Odd yes, hurtful, no, but I guess I can see why he would have trouble with "normal" woman doing this, although for me if he was my guy, I wouldn't have cared, it's a bit weird but not over the top like some of the things my jons have been into.
Off I went into the bathroom, I colored in my nipples with the bright pink lipstick and then came back into the bedroom. He was sitting on the bed facing the bathroom totally naked and his cock was already rock hard, anticipation I suspect. He told me to stick my nipple in his mouth and so I did, he tried to get it all in but of course couldn't, all the while stroking his cock. He did this with each nipple over and over until finally he came. I asked him if there was something else he wanted me to do but he quickly got up and got dressed, he seemed a bit embarassed even though I tried to tell him it was no big deal really. He put money on the nightstand, thanked me and left.
It was all of about 45 minutes total and he left me with $200. A good night, yes actually it was. I had the usual blowjobs and quick fucks, but that was the easiest $200 I made that night and it wasn't even work!
Lindsey
Posted by lindsey at 2:40 PM
April 26, 2006
Prostitute bullshit cont.
In Ventura County, California cats and dogs are not allowed to have sex without a permit.
The only acceptable sexual position in Washington D.C. is the missionary-style position. Any other sexual position is considered illegal.
In Willowdale, Oregon no man may curse while having sex with his wife.
In the state of Washington there is a law against having sex with a virgin under any circumstances. (Including the wedding night).
---anon---
And in a similar manner:
1. In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death. (Like THAT makes sense.)
2. In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.
3. Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.
4. The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.
5. There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time... Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry. (Let's just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?)
6. In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands.!! The husband's lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired. (Ah! Justice!)
7. Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in tropical fish stores. (But of course!)
8. In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act. (Makes one shudder at the thought.)
9. In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time. (I presume this was a big enough Problem that they had to pass this law?)
10. In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises."
Posted by lindsey at 1:51 PM
April 25, 2006
Bullshit things that make you go hmmmm
- Can you cry under water?
- When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping," now I just "chunky dunk."
- How important does a person have to be before they are considered
assassinated instead of just murdered?
- Since bread is square, why is sandwich meat round?
- Why do you have to "put your two cents in"...but it's only a "penny for
your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to? Taxes?
- Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were
buried in for eternity?
- How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a
good idea to put wheels on luggage?
- Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up
like every two hours?
- If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
- Why are you IN a movie, but you are ON TV?
- Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars
to look at things on the ground?
- How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss
America?
- Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you
naked anyway.
- I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting
clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in
the first place!
- Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life, we could simply
press Ctrl Alt Delete and start all over?
- Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
- If raising children was going to be easy, it never would have started with
something called labor!
- Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever
Posted by lindsey at 2:26 PM
April 23, 2006
BBW Porn for those that like BIG Women!
Chunky co-ed Roxy Blaze is like school on Sunday. No class. When a twisted chubby-chasing peeper creeps up to masturbate on her sleeping face she wakes up and swallows his cock in a single gulp. Chunky cunt Ginger has a learning disability. She can't fit into the desks at school. Now,her tutor must cram a semester's worth of knowledge down her throat! Hoochie hoodrat Nika Chanel is doing her best to get her learn on!
All of these sexy BBW co-eds just can't wait to make that A and if they have to use those chubby tits and ass to do it they will! They aren't a bit worried or embarassed and their teachers and tutors know they mean business when they show up with nothing but a few rolls on!
Watch as they teach their teachers a little something about what it's like to fuck fat and be swallowed whole!
Posted by lindsey at 5:00 PM
April 22, 2006
Double Penetration for the Virgins
This isn't something for those that have never done anal before, or are new to sex, but if you have done both, but just never at the same time there are a few things you need to make sure you do before you try something like Double Penetration.
First, you must know both the guys your going to be with, hopefully one is your partner, that will make you more comfortable, also you have to make sure that he nobody will have any jealousy problems.
Second, you need to make sure you are totally comfortable with the situation, don't let a guy talk you into it if your not ready, it won't work if your not ready to do it.
Third, now that your comfortable and you know this is something you want to do, make sure you are totally relaxed when the time comes, you don't want want to be tense at all because then it won't work, we are talking about 2 cocks filling you up, and that means stretching, so if your not relaxed you'll tense up and it won't work. Make sure you are nice and lubed too, ugh it is really hard to slide into your ass if your not!
Last but not least, enjoy! It's a totally different sensation and once you are real relaxed and get into the rythm your going to love it! Well, at least most women do ;o)
Now best of luck!
Lindsey
Posted by lindsey at 2:08 PM
April 21, 2006
Cumshots REAL hot for some
Watching your manliness spurt all over a womans face or body must be a big turn on for alot of people because I found tons of pictures, movies and even live shows of cumshots.
I know there are women out there that love and even crave the taste of cum, I am not one of them, maybe it's my line of work or maybe it's just that I think too much, that and the fact that the guys I am with I don't know from adam, and why would I want their bodily fluid anywhere near my mouth!
Maybe it's different when it's someone your really attracted to or in love with or something, and maybe it's just something I will never get over. That is not to say I have NEVER done it, I have, several times, but never with a customer, and I will never open myself up to that risk either.
Anyway, there it is, cumshots for your viewing if you are so inclined :o)
Lindsey
Posted by lindsey at 1:33 PM
April 20, 2006
Amputee Sex
A couple of the girls came over and were talking to me about this jon that was looking for an amputee hooker, he had a thing for women who were amputees. Well since none of us knew of any girls on the street that were amputees we couldn't help him out.
I started thinking about it though and so of course I had to check online to see if there was any such fetish or weird sex thing. This is just part of what I found out, and wow, I was really shocked that there were people out there that liked to have sex with amputees!
In this video Mary arrives at the scene wearing a false leg only - she is a LAK amputee, waiting for her boyfriend. She wants to feel her disability, so she makes her stump free, covered with sexy lingerie. The woman gets excited playing with herself, making her nipples hard. Then she walks around the room on the false leg again when her boyfriend arrives. He puts a bondage mask on her, leaving freely only the stump that he wants to touch. The grateful Mary takes the hard cock in her mouth. After petting, the boyfriend pushes his erected penis into the wet pussy from behind. The woman gets more excited by looking at pictures showing disabled women, strokes herself, then takes the cock between her lips for another joy. The next intercourse happens from behind again, Mary kneeling near the bed. Then she takes a dildo, and masturbates happily while petting her stump. After repeated oral act, the pair is fucking again, and finally reaches the orgasm. The satisfied Mary leaves on false leg.
Posted by lindsey at 6:26 PM
April 18, 2006
The Jon with an Ejaculation Problem
There is a Jon that is actually a frequent of our street. He is married and has been for many years, but he has a problem that his wife doesn't know about. This Jon has an ejaculation problem. He has had it all his life and the funny thing is, his wife of over 15 years has no clue!
You see, he will come to one of us on a regular sex night with his wife and he will get a blowjob, he then goes home and takes care of business with his wife and she is none the wiser. It takes him about a total of 10 minutes from start to finish and he is done, but getting his blowjob before he goes home to his wife he can last close to an hour and everyone is happy!
Some of us feel a little sorry for him because he is paying $50 a pop at least 3 times a week to make sure he can hold out for his wife and none of us has ever mention other ways he could probably take care of this problem because we know that we will at least be making $50 that night.
I believe though that a part of the excitement, for him anyway is the fact that he is getting his cake and eating it. In other words, he gets to have extramarital sex for a very good reason, and then go back to his wife for the real thing.
I have asked him before if he worries about diseases and he says he doesn't because he always uses protection! I know this to be true because I have talked to the other girls and he never comes unprepared, one night I didn't have a condom for him and he had one in his pocket. At least he is smart, unlike alot of the jons we get who don't care what they get as long as they get off.
Lindsey
Posted by lindsey at 1:55 PM
April 17, 2006
Sleep Sex, not what you think!
Sleepwalkers who have 'sex sleep'
People can act out their dreams
Imagine finding unexplained condoms around your house and then waking up one night to find your partner having sex with a stranger.
It might sound like an affair, but what if your "cheating" partner was fast asleep during the act?
The phenomenon, called sleep sex, was described to doctors at a meeting in Australia.
Sleep physician Peter Buchanan, from Sydney's Royal Alfred Hospital, described this real life case.
Sleeping partner
Mr Buchanan told the Australasian Sleep Association how a patient of his, who was a respectable middle-aged woman with a steady partner, would leave the house while sleepwalking and have sex with strangers.
The woman was totally unaware of her double life until her partner became suspicious and found her engaged in the act.
"He was aware of some sleepwalking and there was circumstantial evidence, including the unexplained presence of condoms around the house," Mr Buchanan told the conference.
Mr Buchanan ran a series of tests on the woman and diagnosed her problem - sleep sex.
Whatever they are dreaming about, which at that time is their reality, they actually do
Sleep expert Neil Stanley
This is a condition completely distinct from sleepwalking and is a form of sleep disorder called REM behavioural disorder.
Normally, when a person enters a phase of sleep called the REM (rapid eye movement) phase, in which we can often dream, our bodies are immobilised.
In the case of sleep sex, this doesn't happen and the person can act out their dreams.
UK sleep expert Neil Stanley from the Human Psychopharmacology Research Unit at Surrey University explained.
Reality check
"In some people, it can be genetic or in others it is triggered by alcohol or stress, they do not lose the muscle tone.
"So that means whatever they are dreaming about, which at that time is their reality, they actually do."
He said if what the person was acting out fitted with the dream they might not wake up.
THE STAGES OF SLEEP
Stage 1 - passed through briefly when falling to sleep
Stage 2 - most of the sleeping time is spent in this stage
Stages 3 and 4 - deep sleep, when people can sleepwalk
Stage 5 - REM sleep, when people can sex sleep
"If you are lying there dreaming about having sex with your wife and you just happen to be having sex with your wife then there's nothing there to stop the dream. You don't perceive that as wrong."
He said there were documented cases where people had committed murders in their sleep.
"There is a case in English law where a guy was beating his girlfriend over the head with a video recorder and she was screaming at him."
He said the man only woke up when the girlfriend said "I love you".
"Probably that was such a stupid thing in his dream that did not fit that it woke him up.
"It's like when you hear the phone in the middle of your dream and you wake up."
He said people would not necessarily remember what they had done while they were dreaming.
"You only remember your dreams if you wake up during them.
"But even then, it can be very difficult to comprehend that you have done what you dreamed about."
He said finding out what was the trigger of the REM behavioural disorder and eliminating it could help.
Other treatments include medications to induce sleep or reduce muscle tone.
Mr Buchanan said almost half of all sleep sex cases were associated with psychological problems and, in the case of the woman he described, psychotherapy helped.
Posted by lindsey at 1:44 PM
April 13, 2006
Something I have thought about OFTEN!
'John' Needs Operation After Hooker Bites Penis For Non-Payment
by Mitch Marconi
Apr 3, 2006
A hooker who bit her client's penis reportedly so hard that he required an operation has denied grievous bodily harm with intent, according to a report from the UK.
Prosecutor Matthew McNiff told the jury Louise Jowett carried out the attack because Brett O'Leary told her he had no additional money to dispense after already paying her for sex, reports the Cambridge News.
It was alleged that afterwards she asked O'Leary for more cash, becoming more aggressive as her requests continued. While performing a sex act on O'Leary he told her he did not have any more cash.
McNiff said she grabbed his penis and took it in her mouth and gripped it between her teeth. He said: "She bit hard. She bit very hard. This caused what Mr O'Leary described as indescribable pain."
According to McNiff, O'Leary tried to pry open Jowett's mouth with his hands while she made sounds like an animal. He pleaded with her to let go while hitting her to try to get her off.
Mr McNiff said there was a lot of blood while Mr O'Leary screamed and then ran to call emergency 999.
Posted by lindsey at 6:56 PM
April 11, 2006
Just for fun
I was just browsing the net and found this story. I really enjoyed the vagina monologues and thought maybe this might be of some interest to men and women alike. Not sure how many men watched the vagina monologues but maybe you'll like this better.
Move Over Vaginas
The Bacivo Nuggets revive their original comedy show, "The Penis Soliloquies," and hope to take it on tour
By Andy Swift / Staff Writer
April 06, 2006
“Would you put down the dildo so we can get to work?” IC Comedy Club President, Marcus Terry said, attempting to regain order at a rehearsal for “The Penis Soliloquies” last Saturday.
“The Penis Soliloquies” is made up of skits and monologues that center around the relationship between men and their penises. Some penis-related issues addressed are size concerns and readjustment techniques.
“The Penis Soliloquies” was first written by the IC Comedy Club three years ago, spoofing the female-oriented “Vagina Monologues.” Rather than focus on serious issues of sexuality, the club decided to make the entire show comedic, with jokes about what many people consider to be inappropriate subjects, like STDs and masturbation.
Senior cinema and photography major, Marcus Terry, said he remembers working on the original show as a freshman and the inspiration behind it.
“We’re not really making fun of ‘The Vagina Monologues’,” Terry said. “We’re getting inspired by it. I remember seeing it as a freshman, then going back to my dorm and writing one of the show’s orgasm monologues.”
Despite the dozens of skits that make up “The Penis Soliloquies,” the show has a relatively small cast of only eight people. The group includes seniors Terry and Ashley Dulli-Thomas, freshman Chelsea Feig and alumni Andy Kleiman ’05, Logan Mosier ’05, Matt Chura ’05, Jake Serlen ’04 and Matt Zielinski ’05. The alumni created the original script for the “Soliloquies” back in 2003.
The performers call themselves the Bacivo Nuggets, and Zielinski said he remembers how that name came about.
“We wanted to come up with a throw-away word, something that wouldn’t conjure up an image in people’s minds,” he said. “We ended up going with Bacivo and then we added nuggets because we thought it would be funny.”
Monday’s revival performance of “The Penis Soliloquies” was well received by first-timers — mostly freshmen and sophomores — and even some seasoned viewers of the show. While this updated production maintained the overall humor of the original, Serlen said the show has still undergone a number of changes.
“First, we had to adapt the script to suit a cast of eight people,” Serlen said. “We also added a bunch of new scenes, including one about STDs, and a new monologue which is performed by a girl. We figured it would be good to hear a girl’s perspective on it all.”
A number of questionable props are used throughout the show, including a dildo, fresh oranges and a toy baby dressed up like a bandit — which is holding a dildo. But even more entertaining than the props are the show’s penis costumes. Several skits required cast members to play the parts of each other’s penises, demonstrating the constant struggle between the brain in a man’s head and the one in his shorts -- and how the latter almost always wins. Mosier said there is a step-by-step process in which the sensual suits are put together.
“Basically, we take boxer briefs and a wife-beater, dye them flesh-colored, and top it off with a purple swimming cap,” he said. “We’re a very classy organization.”
Senior English major, Ashley Dulli-Thomas, admitted that being one of only two girls in the cast made it a little overwhelming at first, but the fun tone of the group made it easy for her to fit in. In the show, Dulli-Thomas’ character delivers a monologue about her penis envy, ranting and raving about how she wants to have one. But Dulli-Thomas said she doesn’t actually feel this way.
“Even though they have their benefits, I don’t really wish I had a penis,” she said.
There are actually few aspects of sexuality that the show doesn’t cover in one way or another. With an anything-goes attitude, “The Penis Soliloquies” shows the funnier side of such sexual issues as STDs, masturbation and even teen pregnancy. At one point, Feig holds her character’s baby by one of its legs and smacks it against a guy in a penis costume.
Some of the more memorable sketches include the “Penis Talk” segment, where viewers get to see just what everyone’s really thinking “down there,” and “Penis Facts,” where audiences are sure to be grossed out while trying to decide if the “facts” are true or not. One fact was about a priest who lost his testicles and is now referred to as Sister Mary Ball-less. That one probably wasn’t true.
One of the biggest crowd-pleasers on Monday night was Chura’s portrayal of Christopher Walken’s penis. He rambled on about having lunch with Sharon Stone’s vagina, Walken’s views on kangaroos, and he even talked about living at Friendly’s for months at a time, eating the children that wandered under the table.
The Bacivo Nuggets hope Monday’s performance of the show was the start of a “Penis Soliloquies” campus tour. The group has sent out 100 press packets to various colleges in Pennsylvania, New York, Massachusetts area. The money made from ticket sales as well as the penis-shaped chocolates sold for concessions, will support the traveling ensemble on its collegiate journey.
“If we’re able to do all of that, we might even try to take it further and sort of become the next ‘Vagina Monologues’,” Terry said.
Overall, audiences loved “The Penis Soliloquies” for its honesty and humor. One student in attendance, freshman English major Bryan Dine, even left with a better sense of self-satisfaction.
“I’ve never been prouder to have a penis,” Dine said.
For more information on the show, visit www.thepenissoliloquies.com
Posted by lindsey at 6:48 PM
April 7, 2006
Jon Films Cumshot
Normally I don't allow any video or pictures, but this jon was special, literally. He was in a wheelchair and he didn't get out too often and he wanted to have something he could use later on so I let this jon film cumshot.
I just can't get over how important it was to him, but I suppose when your in his condition, confined to a wheelchair and can only get out when someone drives him, I feel bad for him. How embarassing is it to ask your friend to bring you to a prostiute?
His friend was very understanding and he even helped him out of the chair and onto the bed so we could take care of business. He was able to roll over on the bed and cum on my face and take the picture at the same time, it was amazing what he could do even though he had no use of his lower half.
Did you know that these guys can actually get a hardon and that they could actually cum? I didn't, I always thought they were pretty much dead from the waist down and that nothing worked, but in the right situation and as he said, when it happens, you take advantage of it because you don't know when it will happen again.
Anyway, I was happy that I was able to help him out, and it wasn't like the normal night with the normal pervs hailing me down, it was actually a pretty good night and for whatever reason the jons were just in good moods.
Lindsey
Posted by lindsey at 3:21 PM
April 6, 2006
Dry Humping, A Teen Thing?
I remember as a teenager getting dry humped by my boyfriends and it wasn't much fun for me! I had always thought guys prefered to have real intercourse with a woman rather than just dry hump them but this one jon proved me wrong.
He said sure safe sex is good, but there are still things that can happen even if you do wear a condom and he's right, condoms aren't fool proof just as the pill isn't, but it's always better to be protected than not.
Well he wanted to dry hump in the back of his car, just like he did when he was a teen, said just the thought of it got him hard and then he proved it to me! He had a fairly large cock and on this particular night I was a bit sore from being banged so I was kinda glad he didn't want to screw me normally.
We drove to an out of the way place that I knew the cops wouldn't drop in un-announced and proceeded to hop in the back seat, which actually made me giggle and of course had him curious and so I had to explain. When I was younger a guy asked if I wanted to get into the back seat and I said no, that I would rather stay up front with him. He didn't get it right away and had this dumbfounded look on his face until I explained it was a joke.
Since then everytime I am asked to hop in the backseat of a car (which isn't often) I still think of that night and I still laugh. Anyway, my dryhumping guy got it and laughed a little and then wanted to get down to business, and so it was. It was quick and painless and I didn't even get anything on me so I was back on the street in no time.
Lindsey
Posted by lindsey at 8:58 PM
April 4, 2006
Guy Loves Pissing
I have had jons who love pissing before, and I have pissed for them without a problem, but this guy loves pissing a little too much for me and I really hope I don't see him again!
He was a nice enough guy, and paid me up front, and when we got back to my room and started to get comfortable, I thought it would be pretty normal, I didn't know he was a freak, ok, maybe I shouldn't say freak, but the guy wanted nothing to do with having sex with me, he wanted me to piss in a cup so he could drink it! EWWWWWWW Sorry but that's a little much for me, and I just about puked, and then he wanted to have me drink his piss, I told him no way, he could do what he wanted but I wouldn't do that.
It wasn't long before he left after that and I have to say I was glad when he was gone! I am just glad he didn't piss on me!
Lindsey
Posted by lindsey at 2:13 PM
April 2, 2006
Just a little Porn News
PNN Interviews Christine Young
This teen cutie has been taking the internet by storm. Here is Christine Young in an exclusive interview for PNN!
How long have you been in the business?
3 years
How did you get into porn?
I was looking in the news paper for some job, for when I was to turn 18. I found a guy who put me in contact with Bruno B. from Brunob.com. That is how it all started.
What would you like to do next in your career?
I am very happy of my career for the moment. I do not see myself as a porn star; I prefer to stay a web girl.
What has been your favorite accomplishment to date?
I am back in school after 2 and a half years off. My accomplishment for 2004 was to pass all my courses and I did so with high honors.
What movie/work are you most proud of?
I am very proud of my movie with Peter North. It was an honor to work with him.
What scene/shoot stands out in your mind the most?
The shooting I did in Paris for Virtualgirl.com. It was so cool to dance and strip all day on funky music. The production team was very nice and fun to work with. I keep a very good souvenir of that day.
What kind of sex do you like?
All kinds! As long as it is done in a respectful manner.
Do you have a preference between men and women?
Not really…the 2 kind at the same time is really nice, loll!
Who would you love to work with on camera?
Gina Lynn
Do you have any hobbies?
I love to read, I do it all the time. I would like to do more outdoorsy things, like camping and sports.
What job would you love to have?
I am studying political science at the University to become a humanitarian worker.
Tell us about your website.
I have my own website for almost 2 years now. It is like a dream come true for me. Having sex in front or the camera with all my friends and some times with members who like to do their first time xxx movie, it is an everyday blast!
Is there anything else about you that you'd like people to know?
Come see me on my website!! I do live shows and I chat a lot with me members, I like to know each and every one of my members a little better every day!
Posted by lindsey at 4:24 PM